Category: Funny


A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked wat he was doing & he answered – waiting 4 autumn.

Place a bottle…

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person 2 flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Santa in pubic toilet

Santa in the public toilet. An american went in and asked: Hi, how do you do ?
Santa replied: Oye ! It’s simple yaar, we open the zip and then do…!

Do not count…

Do not count what u have lost..
Just see what u have now,
because past never comes back
but sometimes future can give
u back ur lost things…

Never Misuse…

Never misuse the one who likes you,
Never say busy to the one who needs you,
Never cheat the one who really trust you,
Never forget the one who always remember you.

In Two Words…

Someone ask me to describe u
in two words he expect me
to answer The Best but i did not answer
i just smiled and
said “No Comparison”

Promise Me…

Girl: Promise Me That;
U will Not Love Any Other Girl
after Me..!
Boy: I Love you but I can’t Promise
Girl (Crying):
Means you will have Someone
in Ur Heart..!
Boy (Smiling):
The Girl I will Love after you, Will
Call you Mom..!